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Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
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I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure.
THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water.
PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.- anonymousDamn wally mart… Damn… :/
Nice bottled water tastes like shit though.
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What people mean when they say they’re not having kids.
For me, it’s the giving birth piece. I want kids, but pregnancy freaks me the eff out and so does the idea of going into labor. When I articulate this, I’m constantly told that it’s beautiful and I’ll appreciate it when it happens to me.
^^^^^^^^^
I am horrified by the thought of being pregnant.When you get in your 30s they don’t tell you that you’ll change your mind about it as much as they use to. The perks of getting older. :-)
Also the idea of pregnancy makes me physically ill. I have thrown up at the thought of it. I’ve had recurring nightmares about it since I was 11. That’s how terrified I am of becoming pregnant.
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Never forget.
He stuck that motherfucking landing too.
dude omfg HAHHA
Let’s take a moment to recognize how high this nigga had to jump to clear that defender.
lmfaoo! this is iconic
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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
omg cas meeting misha would be like a puppy meeting an owl
$5 says Misha would hit on Cas for fun
$10 says Misha would end up making Castiel feel as uncomfortable as Cas makes everyone else. ”I don’t understand why you’re so close. Could you step back a little? You should talk to Dean about personal space. He can explain it. Misha? Misha, please. Remove your finger from my nose. This isn’t funny.”
“I don’t understand. Why is your index finger in my nostril?”
“shhhh put on the cheese dress”
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i wish dylan played a bad boy who smoked cigarettes and had tattoos
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